Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Country girls, gone heels.

Last night out of the blue
Drifting off to the evening news
She said, "honey what would you do
If you'd of never met me"
I just laughed, said I don't know
I can take a couple guesses though
Then tried to dig real deep
Said darling honestly,..

I'd do a lot more offshore fishing,
Probably eat more drive thru chicken.
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I'd of never known your name.
I'd still be driving that old green Nova,
I probably never would of heard of yoga.
I'd be a better football fan
But if I was a single man,
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you

Well I could tell I got her attention
So I said "oh yeah I forgot to mention,
I wouldn't trade a single day
For a hundred years the other way"
She just smiled and rolled her eyes
Cause she's heard all of my lines
I said come on girl seriously,
If I hadn't been so lucky...

I'd be shooting pool in my bachelor pad,
Playing base in my cover band.
Be stocking up cold Bud Light
For poker every Tuesday night yeah.
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed,
Not one throw pillow on the bed,
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well, I'd be looking for a woman like you

She knows what a mess I'd be
If I didn't have her here
But to be sure,
I whispered in her ear

You know I get sick deep sea fishing,
You make the best fried chicken.
I got a hopeless golf game,
I love the sound of your name.
I might miss that old green Nova,
But I love watching you do yoga.
I'd take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man,
Cause honestly I don’t know what I'd do
If I never met a woman like you